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hauntedgay:

When you go to dry your hands off but there’s no towel

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2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

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funnyand:

Crew has EbolaWhen the crew has Ebola, But you’re still trying to turn up!
Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
farenheits:

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If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next.

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wiishful-thinkiing:

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